I was telling a colleague that I used my cheque-book to balance my computer and he said, “I know you’re dyslexic Ron, so you probably mean that you use your computer to balance your cheque book?” I replied “No, I got it right first time around, for once. This is what I do. On one of my office table’s the legs are a bit wonky and it makes using the computer a real nightmare. If I jam and old cheque-book under the shortest leg, the table stabilizes and I can merrily get on with my work!” The moral of the story is listen carefully, because most people don’t!